Bollywood SMS

PJ of the century.
Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.

What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda?
Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly.

What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?
Adnan Semi.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Get up else Salman will come.

Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do.
Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge?
Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

Munna Bhai: Circuit! Bapu kapde kyon nahi pehante the?
Circuit: Bhai bolay to Bapu bhi us time ke Salman Khan the.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai?
Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai.

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid?
Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage.
Not Kapoor agiain.

In case there is a break off between Saif and Kareena, Saif will have his tattoo changed to guess what?
A: KAMEENA

After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
`The battery is OK`.

Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.
Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me.

Who unwittingly portrayed as the 1st gay in Bollywood?
Manoj Kumar - He sang the song: `Bas yehi apradh main har baar karta hu, Aadmi hu aadmi se pyar karta hu!`, in the movie Pehchan.

Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming.