Bollywood SMS


  • PJ of the century.
    Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
    Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
    Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.

  • What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda?
    Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly.

  • What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?
    Adnan Semi.

  • What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
    Get up else Salman will come.

  • Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do.
    Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge?
    Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
    Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

  • Munna Bhai: Circuit! Bapu kapde kyon nahi pehante the?
    Circuit: Bhai bolay to Bapu bhi us time ke Salman Khan the.

  • Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
    Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
    Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

  • Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai?
    Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai.

  • Why Kareena did not marry Shahid?
    Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage.
    Not Kapoor agiain.

  • In case there is a break off between Saif and Kareena, Saif will have his tattoo changed to guess what?

  • After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
    He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
    `The battery is OK`.

  • Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.
    Banta: Who is the lucky man?
    Santa: I am. She rejected me.

  • Who unwittingly portrayed as the 1st gay in Bollywood?
    Manoj Kumar - He sang the song: `Bas yehi apradh main har baar karta hu, Aadmi hu aadmi se pyar karta hu!`, in the movie Pehchan.

  • Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
    Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
    Silence for few Minutes...
    Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?

  • Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
    Salman Khan is coming.

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