Funny SMS


  • A cow was shown during VIVA-VOCE, replies are as under:
    Pre-MBBS student: It`s a cow! MD: This may be a cow or a hypo-pigmented buffalo!
    DH: This may be a hyper-trophied goat or atrophied elephant with cogenital anomalies.
    Moral: Medical education makes a normal person mad.

  • How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!

  • Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!

  • Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
    1st: Who are u working 4 now?
    2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

  • A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

  • Dog is truly a man's best friend.
    If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
    When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

  • Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
    Because, women don't have a wife.

  • Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
    Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

  • A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

  • How do u identify a true music lover?
    A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

  • Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
    Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

  • Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.

  • New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
    General Students: Answer All questions
    OBC: Write Any One question
    SC: Only read questions
    ST: Thanks for coming.
    Cheers to Reservation

  • It's wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN... against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!

  • How do u identify a true music lover?
    A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

  • When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!

  • It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

  • Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's 

  • Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
    Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

  • A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
    Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

  • Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
    Clerk: Yes.
    Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
    2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

  • Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
    Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

  • Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

  • Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

  • Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
    "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

  • A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
    Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
    Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

  • At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
    The bartender was almost crushed to death.

  • Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?
    A: Tooth-Hurty!

  • Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car.......preferably with Gas Kit!!!

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