Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
When Graham Bell invented telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!
A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.
Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`
Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
Rajnikanth can speak Braille.
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.
Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`.
The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
Why did the British leave India in 1947?
Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!!
Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
There is no such thing as evolution. It`s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.
Rajnikanth ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.
I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.
Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.
Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.
Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.
Rajnikanth can speak Braille.
Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.
Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.
Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.
When God watched Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`.
Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.
A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south.
Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.
The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.
Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.
In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.
After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.
What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!
Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.
Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
Intel`s new ad:
Rajnikanth Inside.
Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4.
Next day.
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!
Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.
Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth doesn`t shave.
He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!
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