Rajnikanth SMS


  • Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
    Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.

  • This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
    Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.

  • When Graham Bell invented telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

  • Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
    Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
    Don`t mess with Rajni!

  • A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.

  • Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`

  • Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
    A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.

  • Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.

  • When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.

  • Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.

  • Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.

  • Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.

  • Rajnikanth can speak Braille.

  • Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.

  • Rajnikanth can make onions cry.

  • Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`.

  • The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.

  • Why did the British leave India in 1947?
    Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!!

  • Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

  • Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

  • There is no such thing as evolution. It`s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.

  • Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

  • Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.

  • Rajnikanth ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.

  • I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
    I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.

  • Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.

  • Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.

  • Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

  • Rajnikanth can speak Braille.

  • Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.

  • Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.

  • Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.

  • When God watched Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`.

  • Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

  • Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.

  • Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.
    A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south.

  • Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
    Just to play carom.

  • The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!

  • One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
    He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
    2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.

  • Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.

  • In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
    And the world went into RECESSION.

  • After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.

  • Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.

  • What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
    A: Rajnigandha!

  • Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.

  • Breaking news:
    Rajnikanth was shot today.
    Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.

  • Intel`s new ad:
    Rajnikanth Inside.

  • Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4.
    Next day.
    Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!

  • Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.

  • Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.

  • Rajnikanth doesn`t shave.
    He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.

  • Headlines of Today:
    Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
    Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!

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