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Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings. ~Miles Franklin

When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone. ~Robert Brault

Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need. ~Margaret Mead

I like her because she smiles at me and means it. ~Anonymous

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. ~Henry Winkler

People change and forget to tell each other. ~Lillian Hellman

Man is a knot into which relationships are tied. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantiere

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? ~Stephen Levine

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough. ~Dinah Shore

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust

Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you. ~Author Unknown

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other. ~Linda Ellerbee, Move On: Adventures in the Real World

Basically, the only thing we need is a hand that rests on our own, that wishes it well, that sometimes guides us. ~Hector Bianciotti, Sans La Misericorde du Christ

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you." ~A.A. Milne

Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin. ~Anonymous

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. ~Leo Buscaglia

Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. ~Emily Kimbrough

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb

When you have no one in your life who you can call and, �I�m scared,� then your life is unfulfilling. You need somebody you can trust enough to say, �I need help.�

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
-Martin Luther King

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that�s when they stop arguing.
-Bill Cosby

Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little.
-Madonna

Show me someone who never gossips, and I`ll show you someone who isn`t interested in people.
-Barbara Walters

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond. -Thomas Love Peacock

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? -Barbara Streisand

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -Ogden Nash

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -Patrick Murray

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. -Lord Byron

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing. -Elie Wiesel

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. -Arnold H. Glasow

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. -Abraham Lincoln

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. -Rodney Dangerfield

Women are confusing. They hate it when you ask how old they are, then they turn around and bite your head off if you forget their birthday. -Scott E. Roeben

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you. -Jules Renard

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live. -Margaret Fuller

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. -Joseph Campbell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. -Buddha

The greatest gift you and your partner can give your children is the example of an intimate, healthy, and loving relationship. -Barbara De Angelis

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them. -Francesca Annis

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. -James H. Boren

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. -Mignon McLaughlin

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. -Barnett R. Brickner

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. -Simone Signoret

Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice. -Reinhold Niebuhr

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual and the obligation reciprocal. -Louis K. Anspacher

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. -Helen Rowland

Oh! how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring. -Charles Churchill

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience. -Anatole Broyard

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. -Albert Einstein

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. -Woody Allen

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked. -Bill Cosby

If you're in a relationship and you want to make it work, you have to be a little selfless at times. -Montel Williams

In terms of the formation of long-term relationships, it's far better to get false negatives than false positives. -Eric Pepke

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. -Peter De Vries

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'. -Herbert Spencer

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. -Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. -Marilyn Monroe

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. 

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," my dad would reply, "we're raising boys." -Harmon Killebrew

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. We make discoveries about ourselves. -Gail Lumet Buckley

The best way to make your spouse and children feel secure is not with big deposits in bank accounts, but with little deposits of thoughtfulness and affection in the "love account." -Zig Ziglar

Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it. -Belgicia Howell

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. -Garry Shandling

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. -Martin Luther

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. -Linda Festa

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. -From the movie Annie

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. -Henry Winkler

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -Donald H. Mcgannon

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. -George Bernard Shaw

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it. -Helen Rowland

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. -Lewis Grizzard

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. - Woody Allen

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. -Louis K. Anspacher

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. -Rodney Dangerfield

Home is the place where boys and girls first learn how to limit their wishes, abide by rules, and consider the rights and needs of others. -Sidonie Gruenberg

Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body. -Elizabeth Stone

Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore

Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without. - Anon

No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished? -Lee Iacocca

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. -Laurence J. Peter

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. -C. S. Lewis

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. -Arnold H. Glasow

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. -Robert Brault

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -Edgar Watson Howe

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain.