shayari

DIL DOST KO DOGE TO DOST BANAOGE

SATHI KO DOGE TO SATHI BANAOGE

PYAR KARNE WALO KO DOGE TO KADAR KARWAOGE

AUR AGAR APNO KO DOGE TO PACHTAOGE…………

KHUDA KI IBADAT ME WO EK DUA HAMARI HOGI

JISME MANGI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

JAB BHI KOI DASTAK SUNAI DE DIL PE

TO SAMAGH LENA WO PYAR KI DASTAK HAMARI HOGI…………

likhte to nahi ho har waqt shayari ka bhoot ,dosti ki hai to dil ki baat kro ,

aaj bhut dukhi hon par phir bhi a bhej rhai hon,

i am stutent of b.c.a.1st,designer sahib,

Aane wale the mahino baad,

Station se hamara ghar door na tha.

Par hum milen unse,

Shayed unhe manjoor na tha.

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

yr 1 : janu

yr 2 : O ji

yr 3 : sunte ho?

yr 4 : O bunty ke papa

yr 5 : kide mar gaye?

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,

Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,

Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,

Ham khud kaise kahe ki

hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

Tere liye agar jan vi dene pade

kurban he jan tujhpar khuda sevi na darte he hum

tumare hawas vari nigaye kaise janegi ye raj

ke duniya me sabse bada pyar tumhiko karte he hum.

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

upar likha hai most wanted

neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi

humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE

PANI PITA HO PIPE SE

KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI

JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,

Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,

Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ho gayi sagaayi

Internet par divorce ho gaya

Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA

TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI

Tum WO MAJNOO HAI

JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar

ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

na karna in par aitbar

ye kharch bahut karwati hai

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain

Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,

pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,

Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,

Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,

ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,

pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka

tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,

par yaad tumhari aati hai,

Jab saans wahan par

leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.

Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,

Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Mail is Composed and Sent by

Syed Hassan Ali

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…

Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte

kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,

wo to hamare na ho sake par hum

kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,

Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.

Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,

Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,

Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,

Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,

aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adab karta hoon,

insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai…

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,

Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,

Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,

AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!*

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab Wo khafa Hue

Mehsoos hua Tab, Jab Wo Juda Hue

Kar K Wafa Kuch De Na Sake Wo

Per Bahut Kuch De Gaye Jab Wo Bewafa Hue…

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Tum Agar Yaad Rakho Gey to Inayat Hogi,

Warna ham ko Kahan Tum se Shikayat Hogi,

Ye to Bewafa logon ki Dunya hai,

Tum agar Bhool b Jao to Riwayat Hogi.

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Us k Chehry Per is Qadar Noor Tha

K Us ki Yaad Mein Rona bhi Manzoor Tha

Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty us ko Faraz

Pyar to ham ne Kia Hai Woh to Bekasoor Tha.

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Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,

Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,

Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,

Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha.

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Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai,

Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai,

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain,

Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai.

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Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila

Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila

Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi.

Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.

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Tere Chokhat Say Sar Uthaon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Tere Siwa Kisi Or Ko Chahon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Meri Wafaon Pe Shak Hai To Khanjar Utha Lena

Shoq Say Mar Na Jaon Tu Bewafa Kehna!!

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Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,

Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.

Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,

Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.

Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse Saath Na Chorne Ka,

Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.

`

Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,

Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.

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Humare Muskurane ki Wajah Tum Ho,

Hamare Zindagi ka Matlab Tum Ho,

Agar Chor Diya Saath Hamara To Samajh Lena

K Hamari Maut ki Waja Bhi Tum Ho.

`

Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar k Naam Se

Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa k Naam Se

Zakhm He Zakham Diye us ne Dawa k Naam Se

Asman Bhi Ro Para Meri Muhabat k Anjam Se.

`

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi

Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.

Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.

Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.

`

Rehte Hain Hum Door to Kya Hua,

Hum Juda to Nahi,

Baat Nahi ker Sakte to Kya Hua,

Hum Khafa to Nahi,

Na Nilna Hamari Majboori Hai,

Per Hum Bewafa to Nahi…

Juda wo Hue pr Hum Nahin,

Khafa wo hue pr Hum Nahin,

Ek Hum He the Jo unse Pyar Karte Rahe,

Bewafa Woh The Par Hum Nahin.

`

Dil K Qareeb Aa K Jab Wo Door Ho Gaye,

Sary Haseen Khawb Mery Choor Ho Gaye.

Humne Wafa Nibhai To Badnamiyan Mili,

Jo Log Bewafa Thy Wo Mashhor Ho Gaye.

`

Guzry Dinon Ki Bhuli Hui Bat Ki Tarha

Aankhon Main Jagta Hai Koi Rat Ki Tarha.

Us Se Umeed Thi K Nibhaye Ga Sath

Magar Woh Bhi Badal Gaya Mery Halaat Ki Tarha.

`

Ek Bewafa Se Aik Mulaqat Bohat Hai

Jitna Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai

Duniya Ko Dil Ke Daagh Dikhaon To Kis Tarah

Aye Zindagi Yeh Raaz Chupaon To Kis Tarah

Apni Tabahiyoon Mein Mera Haath Bohat Hai

Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai

Toota Jo Dil Ka Aaina Tootay Sabhee Bharam

Hoti Hai Umar Pyaar Ki Jeenay Ke Liye Kamm

Marnay Ke Liye Dard Ki Raat Bohat Hai

Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai

Ek Bewafa Se Ik Mulaqat Bohat Hai

Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai.

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Juda Honay Ka Andesha juda hony se pehle tha,

Wo mujh se intehai khush khafa hone se pehle tha,

Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo,

Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha,

Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega,

Bohat hi ba’wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha.

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Bewafai UsKi Mita Kar Aaya Hun,,

Khat Us K Paani Main Baha Kar Aaya Hun,,

Koi Parh Na Lay Us Bewafa k wadaun Ko,

Is Liye Pani Mein Bhi Aag Laga Kar Aaya Hun.

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Kitni Saji Hai Bewafai Teray Masoom Chehray Par.

Hum Bhi Pagal Thay k Is Adaa Pay Mar Gaye…

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Mera Taajub Ajab Nahi Hai.

Wo Shakhs Pehle Sa Ab Nahi Hai.

Wafa Ka Kya Gila Karon Main Us Se ‘Ghalib’

Wo Mera Tha Kab Jo Ab Nahi Hai…

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,

jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,

haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…

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Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye

Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye

Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha

Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye

Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye

Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye

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Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se

Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se

har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau

Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se

`

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao…

pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho…

ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…

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Khuda kaise karoon shukriya is din ke liye,

Jis din tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye,

Na jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha,

Shayad janamdin hai tumhara is liye,

Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umar ke liye,

Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis ke liye.

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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,

Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,

dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

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Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua

Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda

Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada

Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

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Ek dua mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,

chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se,

Sub hasraten puri ho aapki

aur aap Muskurayen Dilo Jaan se.

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Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janamdin,

Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin,

Main kabhi na bhuloonga apne yaar ka janamdin,

Chahe woh ho mera akhiri din, Aapko zaroor mera yeh msg.

milega, Jispe likha hoga ”mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin”.